Uhh.. What are you doing?

So I was staying with a friend when the family and I went to SoCal on a trip. My friends were gracious enough to let us stay in their bed while they slept on the couch. One night around 2 or so, my buddy got up and had to go to the bathroom. Forgetting that he had let us stay in their bedroom, he came waltzing back into their bedroom. (No, we weren’t “in the middle of something”. Get your mind out of the gutter. That’s not where this is going.) We were fast asleep and the next thing I know, he is climbing into bed sort of straddling me. I was a bit concerned to say the least. I looked up at him and asked, “Uhh… what are you doing?” He glanced around and started laughing and left the room. We all had a good laugh for the next 30 minutes or so.